Transistor - Uncommentated footage, by popular demand (by TotalHalibut)

thevegantimelord:

thevegantimelord:

IS THAT JACKIE TYLER IN THE BACKGROUND!??!!!

also are we just ignoring the fact that all three of them have a pizza to themselves and theyve drank more coke than i have in my whole life

looking-for-a-crocodile:

wayward-saints:

saniday:

hailsatanacab:

rose-andthe-doctor:

This is how you promote Doctor Who to other people. Because that was so perfect I think I shed a tear.

crying, i’m actually crying - this is amazing!

Okay, THIS is Doctor Who. Absolutely brilliant!

my heart hurtrs

THIS IS PERFECTION, OKAY?!

goblinparty:

My mom said if this post gets 500,000 notes nothing will happen.

But if this petition gets 500,000 signatures we can get federal laws preventing rapists from suing for custody/visitation of their victim’s children.

You guys accomplished Operation Fluffy Chicken
How about putting in an effort to Operation We’re Finally Taking Rape Seriously?

neil-gaiman:

thefriendlyspatula:

On August 1, 2010, nine days after giving birth Marissa Alexander was attacked by her ex-husband Rico Gray. The Florida mother of three, Marissa fired a “warning shot” into the ceiling of her home in defense. No one was injured during the incident also evidence shows that Marissa fired the shot in the direction away from her family. During her attack Marissa “had no legal duty to retreat.” She believed the state would support her legal claim under Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” statutes. Marissa was condemned to a 20-year sentence under Florida’s 10-20-Life law. According to her attacker’s deposition that already listed a history of protective orders against him Mr. Gray admits to prior documented cases of domestic violence against Marissa that the courts never considered.

tumblr if you can get someone a fluffy chicken you can save a woman from being wrongfully imprisoned for 20 years

It’s true…

caliboorn:

strawberry-squidd:

caliborntoberadical:

writtenheartaches:

intoxifaded:

bebe-frais:

abusedandprotected:

What. A. Slut.

Might as well have a sign which says ‘fuck me, I love dick’ around her neck.

yes

What if she’s a lesbian. Or asexual. Or what if she does love dick, who cares?

What if she just likes wearing lacy leggings, short skirts and sailor outfits? What if she likes wearing them because they look good on her? What if she likes wearing them because she feels good in them? Why determine her value and worth through what she’s wearing, through this photo, when she’s probably just minding her own business? Why are you fitting her into a stereotype for convenience? Why are you judging her as a whole person with what she’s wearing? Why must you bring in the whole sex thing when she can do whatever she wants with her body, that includes fashion and whatever clothes she wants to wear? Why determine her sexuality through just her whole outfit? What are you trying to point out here, that women and girls should dress “appropriately” for men like you? Why should we listen to you?

^^^REBLOGGING BECAUSE WOW PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO REALIZE THIS 

oh what a slut wearing the uniform her school assigned her and every other female attendant as well as stockings just like a fraction of the same said females wear ( but with lace )

she fucking looks cute as shit and i swear 2 god u leave her the fuck alone omfg

turncoatrunaround:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

BOOST LIKE ROCKETS INTO SKIES OF BLUE

deepfriedstupidity:

briannablogalicious:

tarteauxfraises:

whisperwhisk:

theblackship:

theghostbuttster:

tangspersonalshit:

thatonekidthatdidthatonenothing:

Swing Version of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”. Yeah. Pretty fucking amazing.

jesus

christ

someone ressurect Frank Sinatra

I need someone to ressurect him and then have him do this

I CAN UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS

WHAT IS THIS

oh

SWEET JESUS. yes.